Number 46- Rattlers- Joseph L Gilmore

 

On the base of this book, there's a small dot in marker pen which tells me I must have picked this up from a bargain bin sometime in the distant past.  I have no idea how long I've had this or where that bargain bin might have been.  I do know that I got myself a real bargain since the cheapest copy of this online seems to go for £40 or so. Probably due to that remarkably tasteful cover.

These 80s/90s horror mass market paperbacks are a gamble. Frequently I tag them as I read them so you don't have to. This one though, is a lot better than that. 

This review contains some spoilers.

Big Sam DeBlase is a Vietnam vet and construction worker who knows that if the luxury lodge he's been hired to build doesn't go to plan, it will mean the end of his construction firm that he's struggled to start up. Unfortunately, quite early on in the build, the ground levelling machines unearth part of a nest of rattlesnakes.

After consulting the experts, he's assured that there are probably hundreds of rattlers in the nest and he's got a snowball's chance in hell of getting rid of them. The chief investor and owner of the lodge (who also needs this to go ahead or he loses everything he owns) disagrees and together, big Sam DeBlase and the owner settle on a plan to rid the site of snakes.  A plan that initially seems to work, even though big Sam DeBlase's business partner, best friend and alcoholic site foreman, is killed quite horribly in the process.

We then jump several months to the grand opening of the lodge.  No snakes have been seen for months. Everything seems fine. We're introduced to a full cast of potential shreddies on their respective journeys to the event of the century. Who will survive? Like all the best 70s and 80s disaster stories, these rich and famous attendees are a bunch of people with relationship crises that are going to be solved in the most efficient way possible at some point.

The snakes are back. A chemical leak from the refrigeration unit is driving them to the surface. From the moment one of the cleaners discovers one hiding in a linen closet, Joseph L Gilmore starts building the tension quite expertly. There are lots of close calls in the build up to the grand finale when the snakes invade the lodge and start biting.

This is all good fun. Joseph L Gilmore's writing is solid throughout. There are some downsides.  Throughout the first half of the book, every character is referred to by their full name every other time they're mentioned. Joseph L Gilmore seems to think we'll forget who Big Sam DeBlase is if we just see the name Sam. It's weirdly noticeable and distracting. There's some distinct homophobia in the book. There's no issue with the lesbian couple, but when two of the male characters are revealed to be a couple, there are several references to the other (apparently nice) characters feeling disgusted about it.

The big finale is a bit of an anticlimax. After such good build up, if kind of fizzles out. It's too short. There are just not enough deaths. The escape from the lodge is too easy. The character who pulls a Dennis Nedry gets away scot free. He certainly should have been snake food. The beautiful new wife of the famous baseball player is subjected to a very weird fate indeed and might well have been better off being eaten. 

In summary, this was a good read with a really frustrating last act. It's probably not worth the current online prices, but if you can get it for the price of a regular book, go for it.