Number 59- Getting it Together- Grace, Spahi, Fine, Struble

 

I paid a whole one English pound for this and I feel ripped off.

I hated the story.

I hated the characters.

I hated the writing.

The art was perfunctory at best.

At least it was short.

It probably does have its fans.  You might like it, but I will judge you for it.

I've wasted too many keystrokes on this already.

Numbers 56-58- a mini-Lemire Marathon

 

Three of his graphic novels at least, continuing two of his series that I'm catching up on.

Bloodshot Reborn continues where volume 1 left off.  There's a twist though. Someone else is collecting the nanites and it's a race against time and the new killer to prevent more bloodshed.

British people of a certain age may recall a character called MACH 1- Man Activated by Compupuncture Hyperpower (IIRC) in Eagle comics.  That was a definite precursor to this concept. 

There is nothing particularly original in this story but lemire's writing and the amazing artwork by Butch Guice elevate the material so it feels like something fresh and new.  I will be ordering volume 3 ASAP.

 

Next up was volumes 2 and 3 of Lemire's own personal spin on the traditional superhero franchise. 

I love how he's simultaneously satirising the genre whilst giving us a deeper insight into the lives of these characters after they start to age out of their roles.

I genuinely give a damn about these people. We still have no idea what the village is where our heroes are trapped or why they're there, or how they can possibly escape. we finally discover the fate of the title character in the most gruesome frames of the series so far.

There are some other shocking turns of events and a totally unpredictable betrayal.

I'm loving every word and picture.  

Despite the title, this is indeed Black Hammer Volume 3. This gives us a flashback over 5 issues which help to extend and flesh out the worlds of Spiral City and the heroes who are currently AWOL by focusing on their villainous counterparts.

David Rubin's artwork is excellent throughout. Again, I will be ordering the next volumes ASAP.

Highly recommended for people who like their fiction with a slightly more than surreal side of craziness.

Number 55-55- James Delargy

Probably my purest iteration on the number theme so far.

The peaceful routine in Willbrook, a small town deep in the Australian outback, is shattered when Gabriel staggers into the police station. He tells Sergeant Jenkins that he was hitch-hiking and a man called Heath drugged him, tied him up, told him he was number 55 and was going to die. Gabriel escaped and made his way to the town for help.

Just as the manhunt is about to get underway, Heath is caught stealing a car, trying to escape the town.  He tells Sergeant Jenkins that he was hitch-hiking and a man called Gabriel drugged him, tied him up, told him he was number 55 and was going to die...

Which one is the killer? Can Sergeant Jenkins uncover the truth?  He's helped and hindered in not equal measures by his ex partner, now his superior officer who has returned from the big city to lead the case.

This is a fun set up for a mystery and I did find myself changing my mind as to which one was guilty several times.

Delargy manages to build up a good amount of tension, both in the case itself and Jenkins' personal issues with Mitch, his commanding officer. The barren landscape and the small town are almost characters in their own right.  There's a very good sense of place and atmosphere.

Jenkins is a great protagonist and we (I) feel every bit of his frustration and confusion.

It's a cracking psychological thriller. The explanations are satisfactory and the ending packs an emotional punch. What more can you ask for?

Number 54- the Retreat- Gemma Fairclough

 

The last of the books in the consistently good Northern Weird series from Wild Hunt Books. This one involves strange cults, miraculous cures, and mysterious disappearances.  

Richard's sister Julie was caught up in a cult like wellness centre in deepest Cumbria. Not long after she left, she was found dead.  Years later, Richard discovers the full story behind her death and starts investigating the Hartman centre.  He meets a recent escapee called Lucy whose story is scarily similar.

This is told in a mix of narrative styles, interview transcripts, letters, partial biographies etc.  The whole thing is the literary equivalent of a found footage as it claims to be a manuscript found in Richard's belongings.

I really enjoyed this.  The Northern weird series doesn't have a miss in the whole collection. The shifting viewpoints and styles are well handled and build tension nicely.

A quick and easy read with some unexpected twists and turns in the story.

Numbers 52&53- Royal City 2 & 3- Jeff Lemire

 

Two very quick cheat reads next in the form of the middle section and conclusion of this short series by Lemire.

Volume 1 introduced a family where each member was haunted by a variation of the ghost of their brother/child who died aged 14.

Volume 2 - Sonic Youth is the flashback story telling the last 5 days of the poor lad's life. 

Volume 3- We All Float On- picks up again where volume 1 left off and concludes the story.

Volume 2 does a great job of explaining why his ghost appears in the forms he does for the different family members. Without seeming contrived or convoluted, we see the start of every plot strand that made Volume 1 as good as it was.

Volume 3 had a lot to live up to.  Could Lemire possibly give this story the ending it deserves?  In my humble opinion it definitely does.  This is emotionally layered and complex storytelling and the ending left me wiping away a tear or two.

I'm still not a great fan of Lemire's artwork, it always seems quite ugly and abrasive to me.  However the storytelling is so good, I can forgive it all.  The artwork isn't pretty, but neither are the stories he's telling.

This is probably the most grounded and relatable series I've read so far by Lemire, and it's vying for that top spot.  I loved it. If you can find it, you really should give it a chance.

Number 51- The Block- Gerald Suster

 

After two incredibly overwritten and pretty tedious books in a row, I needed a bit of trash so I dug this off the shelves and dusted it down.

When I check google I find the only copy for sale on the interwebzes that I can find is going for £200 on eBay, so this is one of the less useful reviews since it appears to have the same general levels of availability as rocking horse poop.

That cover would look a lot nicer if the previous owner hadn't used it as a coaster and left coffee rings on it.

Anyhoo, the book...

It's a shame that it's so rare because I had an absolute riot with this one. 

A couple move into an apartment block with all the necessities including its own bar and supermarket. It also has an evil history and is built on the site of medieval ritual sacrifices. As these places tend to be. 

When a pair of psychics perform a ritual in one of the ground floor flats, they unleash an evil that they fail to banish, and steadily the violence starts. 

Unlike Rattlers with its great build up and anticlimactic ending, once this gets going, it never stops until the last sentence of the book. We have a whole cast of potential victims and some of the best Shreddies I've seen for a long while. There's a whole dramatis personae at the start of the book which isn't really necessary as the cast list reduces significantly as the story roars on.

It builds to a 70 something page battle for survival for the last few people who still class as human. It's all brilliantly contrived chaos. The writing is sometimes a touch overblown but it suited the OTT nature of the violence and bloodshed.

This restored my faith in the naff 80s horror novels. Would I pay £200 for it?  Not a chance. But if you have a copy lying around, definitely read it.  You won't regret it.

Number 50- The Transit of Venus- Shirley Hazzard

 

This was a book group choice.

My second DNF in as many books, for some of the same reasons. I managed 110 out of 340 pages before I got too wound up with the overcomplicated writing style that had started intriguing, but became more and more wearing as the pages wore on.

It was a better writing style than Pynchon, but not much. The plot was just a very basic pair of love triangles with two sisters, one at the apex of each of the triangles. The level of extra detail was ridiculous.  One character was introduced and we were presented with 10 pages detailing his father's war record in WWI, despite that having nothing to do with the story in hand.

Tedious, uninspiring characters and a dull and opaque writing style combined to make this a truly putdownable book for me. One of those books that when you put it down, you don't want to pick it up again.

Your mileage may vary, I'm sure some people out there love it.  The strange person who wrote the introduction apparently reads it at least once a year and this copy is in the Virago Classics range. It's not one for me though.

Number 49- The Crying of Lot 49- Thomas Pynchon

 

Again- no prizes for guessing the reason for this choice.

Apparently this is one of the great American novels, according to the blurb on the back.

I don't get it though.  I think there's some serious Emperor's New Clothes happening there.

This is only short, but I found myself DNFing after 70 pages. I thought the writing was terrible, overblown and hyperstylised to the point of obfuscation of even the simplest plot points. I've no idea what was happening. Something about an inheritance, but it was all over the place and not going near that plot line in before I gave up.

I hated it and refuse to waste any more keystrokes on it.

Number 48- 48 Clues into the Disappearance of My Sister- Joyce Carol Oates

 

No prizes for guessing why I chose this one.

I was a little bit worried because I wasn't entirely enamoured of the last (only  other) JCO book I read. But this sounded interesting, and fit the theme.

In small town uppstate New York, the beautiful Marguerite (aka M), Sculptor and older sister to our narrator Gorgene (aka G or Gigi), has vanished. Last seen as a reflection across a pair of mirrors, she seems to have waked out of the house and disappeared.

Each of the 48 chapters is a further piece of the puzzle of what happened to her.

There are unreliable narrators and there's Gigi. Her fractious relationship with her sister is revealed in glimpses and we are left to pick up the pieces of the truth from gaps and other people's reactions.

The first several chapters are very strange in their formatting and style. They're also very short. About half way through, the chapters start getting longer and we gain more clarity into the other characters on the sidelines of the story.

I zoomed through this book in two days.  Despite the oddness, this is a compelling read. G is an entertaining narrator who doesn't give up her secrets too easily. It's a very literary but still an incredibly easy read. 

I would highly recommend this to anyone who likes their psychological thrillers with more than a touch of weirdness and literary prowess.

Number 47- Remarkably Bright Creatures- Shelby Van Pelt

 

THAT octopus book indeed. This was a book group choice and not one I've regretted having to read.

Tova has been widow for decades, and also is still mourning for the loss of her only son in an unfortunate and mysterious accident 30 years earlier. She works in the local aquarium as a late night cleaner for something to do.

Marcellus is a Giant Pacific Octopus. He lives in the aquarium and likes to escape his tanks and go for a a wander at night.

Cameron is a bit of a loser in life, abandoned by his mother at an early age, he's crossed the USA to come to this small town after finding a photo of a local rich property developer he believes to be his father.

Their lives will soon mix and intertwine in a feelgood story of hope and revelations.

This was nicely written and never boring. The friendship that develops between her and Marcellus is amusing and surprisingly feels plausible as written.

BUT- there are so many coincidences going on in this book it fast becomes truly ridiculous. If you thought that Oliver Twist getting caught trying rob his own grandad randomly chosen out of the entire population of London was a bit of a stretch, that's got nothing on some of the coincidences that happen in this book. 

Also, there are too many instances where the book could have finished 200 pages earlier if character A had just said what they knew to character B- where they knew that character B was looking for this information.

There's a key part of the plot where I still don't understand how Marcellus knew the body it had once found under the sea was who it was.

The most egregious sin this book commits though, is when one of the characters drinks Scotch WhiskEy with an E.  That's a disgrace.  the copy editor should be sacked.  Scotch whisky NEVER has the E. That's for the imitators out there in the world to distinguish them from the real thing.

I had fun with this book despite the flaws. The premise is so silly, I suppose the flaws are forgivable. Except for the whisky obviously.  It was an easy read and I rated it 3.25 out of 5 at the group.

Number 46- Rattlers- Joseph L Gilmore

 

On the base of this book, there's a small dot in marker pen which tells me I must have picked this up from a bargain bin sometime in the distant past.  I have no idea how long I've had this or where that bargain bin might have been.  I do know that I got myself a real bargain since the cheapest copy of this online seems to go for £40 or so. Probably due to that remarkably tasteful cover.

These 80s/90s horror mass market paperbacks are a gamble. Frequently I tag them as I read them so you don't have to. This one though, is a lot better than that. 

This review contains some spoilers.

Big Sam DeBlase is a Vietnam vet and construction worker who knows that if the luxury lodge he's been hired to build doesn't go to plan, it will mean the end of his construction firm that he's struggled to start up. Unfortunately, quite early on in the build, the ground levelling machines unearth part of a nest of rattlesnakes.

After consulting the experts, he's assured that there are probably hundreds of rattlers in the nest and he's got a snowball's chance in hell of getting rid of them. The chief investor and owner of the lodge (who also needs this to go ahead or he loses everything he owns) disagrees and together, big Sam DeBlase and the owner settle on a plan to rid the site of snakes.  A plan that initially seems to work, even though big Sam DeBlase's business partner, best friend and alcoholic site foreman, is killed quite horribly in the process.

We then jump several months to the grand opening of the lodge.  No snakes have been seen for months. Everything seems fine. We're introduced to a full cast of potential shreddies on their respective journeys to the event of the century. Who will survive? Like all the best 70s and 80s disaster stories, these rich and famous attendees are a bunch of people with relationship crises that are going to be solved in the most efficient way possible at some point.

The snakes are back. A chemical leak from the refrigeration unit is driving them to the surface. From the moment one of the cleaners discovers one hiding in a linen closet, Joseph L Gilmore starts building the tension quite expertly. There are lots of close calls in the build up to the grand finale when the snakes invade the lodge and start biting.

This is all good fun. Joseph L Gilmore's writing is solid throughout. There are some downsides.  Throughout the first half of the book, every character is referred to by their full name every other time they're mentioned. Joseph L Gilmore seems to think we'll forget who Big Sam DeBlase is if we just see the name Sam. It's weirdly noticeable and distracting. There's some distinct homophobia in the book. There's no issue with the lesbian couple, but when two of the male characters are revealed to be a couple, there are several references to the other (apparently nice) characters feeling disgusted about it.

The big finale is a bit of an anticlimax. After such good build up, if kind of fizzles out. It's too short. There are just not enough deaths. The escape from the lodge is too easy. The character who pulls a Dennis Nedry gets away scot free. He certainly should have been snake food. The beautiful new wife of the famous baseball player is subjected to a very weird fate indeed and might well have been better off being eaten. 

In summary, this was a good read with a really frustrating last act. It's probably not worth the current online prices, but if you can get it for the price of a regular book, go for it.

Number 45- Pier 45- Scott Alderman

 

This is an ARC I was sent by the author a couple of months back, that I held onto for a while to fit it in with my numbers theme. Sorry Scott, silly reason for delaying the review.

Seth is a recovering addict and ex-rentboy on the streets of New York in the height of the AIDS epidemic. The book follows two timelines, 1981/2 when his career on the streets started, and 1988 where he works at an AIDS hostel/hospice opposite the eponymous Pier 45 where he used to turn tricks.

This sounds like it should be a depressing and gritty tale of tragedy but it isn't. It's packed full of memorable characters, some of whom you'll fall in love with. Hope shines through even the darkest parts of the narrative. 

It's laced with a decidedly wicked sense of humour amongst the tragedy. There's a scene where he goes to his sister's house (his sister managed to marry out of the life traps that Seth got stuck in) for possibly the funniest and most awkward dinner party scene I've read in years.

Alderman's prose is excellent. It dragged me mercilessly through the story. It's cliched to say it, but this book will make you laugh and it will make you cry.  Alderman will have you at his mercy. There are some ideas in this book that genuinely pull hope from one of the worst atrocities in human history.

It's not a perfect novel.  I'm not sure the ending worked entirely for me, but the journey to get there was more than worth it. It comes out next month and I highly recommend you get your dirty mitts on a copy ASAP.

Number 44- Bloodshot reborn- Lemire, Syayan, Allen, Baron

I may have made a slight tactical error on this one.  I suppose it should be obvious that a series called Bloodshot Reborn might be a sequel to an earlier series called Bloodshot... but that didn't occur to me. 

Lemire does give a very brief recap in the opening pages of all the salient events in the Bloodshot story to that point, which means when I do get around to reading it, I won't have too may surprises.

Bloodshot was a supersoldier for Project Rising Spirit. He was controlled by nanites in his body which made him super strong and able to heal better than Wolverine. He lost the nanites, making him fully human again. Now the nanites are loose, possessing new hosts and killing indiscriminately.

It's up to the OG bloodshot to stop these killing sprees and collect the nanites back into his own body, solving the mass killings, but possibly at the cost of his newly regained humanity.

This was nominated for a record breaking 8 Harvey awards the year it was released and I can see why.

Lemire's writing rarely been better, and the artwork is phenomenal (in issues 1-4). There's a change of artist in issue 5 and some of my favourite quirks of the artwork vanish- particularly the way that a character who only exists in Bloodshot's head is now drawn the same as all the other characters instead of the cartoony way he's drawn in the first 4.

That's no real issue though. Even the "lesser" of the artists is still excellent. Lemire's writing manages to be action packed and emotional. The impact of the deaths of one set of characters was somewhat lost on me since I didn't know the original series, but that's definitely a Me problem.

I have already ordered volume 2 and can't wait to get back into this blood soaked world.