Wednesday, 20 March 2019

Number 13 E - I can Taste the Blood - Vision V - John FD Taff

And on to the final story in this excellent collection.

When I see the editor's name in the contents list as a contributor, the cynical part of me always asks "I wonder if XXX the editor puts as much quality control in when choosing XXX the author's story.  This is grossly unfair and based on a bad experience with a small (micro) press publication I once had a short story published in, where the editor inserted 3 stories of his own, one in his own name and two under pen names.  However his writing was so bad, and so very distinctly bad, that this was blindingly obvious.

I digress, sorry. Back to the book in hand.

The presence on the front cover of a second editor's name relieved some of my fears, and the rest of my fears were well and truly expelled, given a kick up the backside and told never to come back, when I started reading John FD Taff's contribution.

This is an fantastic closer to the collection.  Different again to the other stories in the collection, this one features one of the most original concepts I've seen for a long time.  The story follows Merle, a waster in small town America who, after falling ill and losing an entire day to sleep as a result, finds strange things happening to his hands. To say more would be a spoiler.

At one point I thought this was going to be a variation on the vampire myth but, while some tropes are present, this is so much more.  The final explanations give a truly horrific view of small town America that Stephen King would be proud of.  Indeed King is probably the best comparison I can think of for this story, with the deceptively workmanlike prose, remarkably easy to read yet indepth character studies and an intimate portrait of the town.  And all in 65 pages.

On the strength of this I am certainly going to track down a copy of John Taff's collection "The End in all Beginnings"

I really can't pick which of these five stories is best, or which is the least best. This entire book has been a pleasure to read from beginning to end- in that special way that horror fiction is a pleasure even when it's dredging up and contributing to your worst nightmares. A couple of minor niggles which were mentioned in the other reviews, but other than those, no complaints from me.

Easily 8.5/10

Apparently there is a follow up to this coming out called I can Hear the Shadows.  I can't wait to get my grubby mitts on it.

Tuesday, 19 March 2019

Number 13 D - I can Taste the Blood - Vision IV - Erik T Johnson

What the fuck?

Ummm...

What the fuck in the name of all fucks did I just read?

This is the weirdest story so far in the book. - as you may have figured out from the start of this entry.

Seriously though - what the hell is going on?

I could leave this entry at that but I won't.  Apart from being almost entirely confuzzling, this is actually another pretty good story.  There were times when I wondered if I should be consulting a thesaurus or dictionary as I read this due to an overwheming multidude of unnecessarily polysyllabic phraseological evocations.

But in the midst of all that, there are some very striking nightmarish images.  The scene that begins with the bird hitting the window is one that will stick with me for a long time. As is Caged-head...

The plot centres around a character named Canny, whose mother has kept him segregated from society his entire existance. He's never seen his mother's face - for reasons we find out later on in the story (I think). After her death he goes on a quest for self discovery where he discovers... things...

Ummmm...

Yes.

Death, rebirth, dog based insects, or are they insect based dogs, aliens, unusual first births.  All this and more can be found in these 50 pages.

Surreal is the best description for this story. This is not a story for those who like easy explanations. I have a feeling that I will wake at 4 in the morning tonight, and in my tired fugue state whilst trying to drop off to sleep, the key to this story will appear, and it will all make perfect sense.  However, when my alarm wakes me again for work a few hours later, I'll have lost it again.

Just in case it isn't clear, I did enjoy this story very much. The imagery was stark and in some places brutal, in others quite stunning.  It's left me feeling more than a little uneasy - which after all is the whole point of a horror story.

Monday, 18 March 2019

Number 13 C - I can Taste the Blood - Vision 3 - Joe Schwartz

Another complete change of pace.  This is a hard boiled crime story  told in a brisk hardboiled prose.  Two paid thugs kidnap a girl on behalf of "the caretaker". The narrator, Sam, is oddly sympathetic as he details his violent past and the tasks he's already completed for his unseen paymaster.

This is possibly just in comparison to the character of Joe, an unflinching psychopath whose first action in the story is an act of unspeakable animal cruelty.

Both Sam and Joe are impeccably drawn and almost step out of the page. Thankfully this isn't actually possible. Neither of them are people you would ever want to meet in real life but their story is totally compelling.

This story of a kidnap gone awry is the most straightforward narrative so far in the book, although I did not see that ending coming. I love a writer who can sideswipe me like that so I will certainly be hunting down his work as well.

Irritating nit pick - at one point in this story, "bleed" is used instead of "bled". 

Judging which story is best in this collection is going to be a difficult task.  It's turning into exactly what I hoped for when I saw what the concept was behind the book.  Take one title, give it to vastly different writers and see what they come up with.  Variety certainly is the spice of life.

Sunday, 17 March 2019

Number 13B - I can taste the blood -- Vision 2 - J Daniel Stone

So I don't get confused which story is which. I'm doing each individually.  Not that there's much danger of that. This was as different from the mannnered atmospheric world building of Josh Malerman's story as I think it's possible to get.

This is a visceral story, set in a drug fueled modern day New York City, in a  backdrop of seedy clubs, even seedier theatres, insanity inducing films and fallen angels. It's not a tale for the faint of heart. There is violence aplenty, explicit sex scenes and drug taking. One scene in particular near the end made even me wince.

J Daniel Stone is a brand new name to me so I came to this with o expectations of any sort. The prose is disjointed, but deliberately so. It's sometimes difficult to know exactly what is happening.  What is part of some drug induced nightmare and what is really happening to the charaters. Or is their reality so blurred that it's all real?


The story revolves around Bok, an addict, desperate for money who accepts a call late at night to a theatre where he once again meets Laurenz, an old German film maker in whose film A Chronology of Decay he played an important part. He was introduced originally to Laurenz by his impossibly beautiful boyfriend Jared with whom he shared his entire life, his love and his drug habit.

The story of the his part in the film is told in flashbacks. The timeline is fractured beyond breaking point but as the picture emerges of what is probably happening, this only adds to the feeling of nightmare.

This is almost like a David Lynch movie set to paper. I wasn't surprised to see Kathe Koja mentioned in the afterword to the story as one of his mentors in the industry. I will definitely be looking out for his other work.

Number 13 A - I can taste the blood - Vision 1 - Josh Malerman

A couple of years back I had an idea for an anthology where all the stories had the same title and the contents page would just be a list of the authors names. Sadly I didn't have the time, funds, energy or contacts to do anything about it.  I was quite excited to find out that someone has done it for me.

This book contains five novellas all under that rather bloody good title you see in the picture.

I'll be posting my thoughts on each in turn as I read them.

First up is Josh Malerman.  As those of you who've read my run-down of last year's books will know, I'm a big fan of Mr Malerman (indeed his name attached was my entire reason for ordering this -before I knew the set up of the collection)

His story here is a little belter.  Slightly more stylised writing than I think I've seen from him before.  There's a very mannered feel to the prose.In just over 40 pages he makes the desert into as much of a character and mythic location as the Trail was in Unbury Carol last year.

The story involves a family in their house in the desert who answer the door to a stranger with a horrible tale to tell of a demonic presence following him. To say much more would be to give spoilers. But from this pretty standard plot device, Josh weaves a hypnotic story with a gut punch at the ending. The tension is allowed to build as gradually as the short pagecount will allow. There's myth and allegory, puppets and demons, and that endless desert. The world building here is remarkable.

Minor quibbles - maybe the typsetting should have been italicised for the storytelling segments just for clarity's sake. And there is a misuse of "you're" when it should have been "your".  The editor needed a better proofreader.

But other than that, another excellent piece of writing from one of the best new talents out there.

Oh, and he's also the guy who sings this.
Shameless USA theme song
A talented guy all round.

I bought this from Amazon but there may still be copies available through Grey Matter Press

Saturday, 16 March 2019

Number 12 - My Sister, The Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite

After two books in a row selected from the golden age of science fiction, a total change around. A bang up to date, crime thriller by a new Nigerian writer.

The set up for the story is in the title.  Korede, our narrator, is called by her sister  Ayoola to say that she's killed her boyfrinsd - again.  This is number three that she's stabbed allegedly in self defence despite never haviong a mark on her.

Korede heads over as a good sister does and heps her dispose of the body - again.

Korede has a major crush on a handsome doctor at the hospital she works at. Things get complicated when Ayoola and Korede's beloved start dating. The clock is ticking.  Is Ayoola going to strike a fourth time? Can Korede save the man she loves from her now clearly psychopathic sister without incriminating herself or Ayoola?

This was an incredibly quick and easy read.  Very short chapters, efficiently written.  Ayoola is a fantastic character, beautiful, totally shallow and self obsessed, and a bit too handy with her favourite knife. We completely understand Korede's reluctance to do anything to stop Ayoola's lethal habits, family secrets are revealed in a sequence of flashback chapters which explain the bond between the two women.

Funny and shocking in turns.  This is highly recommended and I will be looking out for the next book by this new writer. an easy 7.5/10.


Wednesday, 13 March 2019

Number 11 - The Alley God - Philip Jose Farmer

In my house I have somewhere in the region of 3000 books.  The three authors I have most books by are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury and Philip Jose Farmer. The Farmer collection mainly dates back to my teens and early twenties and I don't think I've added more than two or three to that particular shelf in the last decade.

In my teens I devoured these books as quickly as I could find them in scond hand shops (or new if I had enough spare cash). I just found out PJF died almost exactly 10 years ago so picking this book was oddly appropriate.

One of the things I like about his books, especially the pulp paperbacks from the 70s, is the glorious covers. The cover on this is restrained compared to some of his. It also has nothing whatsoever to do with any of the three novellas contained within.

Story 1 - The Alley Man

This was a weird story. The last neanderthal is living in an unnamed city in some weird future/alternate recent history and grubbing off garbage piles for a living.  He believes himself to be heir to some sort of throne which h could claim if he finds a particular hat. He keeps two women in his house who serve his every need.  Women might be too generous a word as they may not be fully human, they may well be part neanderthal themselves. The old guy, as he's known, treats them horrifically, beating the most human of them repeatedly and using the other as a slave. A young woman studying him for whatever reason falls for his pheremone scent and becomes another of his hangers on, grubbing the piles with him and attracting the ire of the two existing slaves who can't compete with her fully human beauty.

The story is pretty damned misogynistic throughout. I genuinely don't know which of the characters, if any, that the reader is supposed to root for. The dialogue is deliberately confusing and needs to be deciphered before any sense of the story can appear.

There are some funny moments and descriptions - for instance one character's first appearaance

"Deena, tall, skinny, clad only in a white terrycloth bathrobe, looked like a surprised and severed head stuck on a pike."

She's the best looking of  the two existing slaves.

Overall though, I didn't like this story. Was the misogyny deliberate to emphasise the neanderthal nature, or was it just a product of the time it was written? I can't decide.

Story 2 - The Captain's daughter

The location switches to the far future and spaceships crossing the vast reaches of space. Technobabble abounds. as does horribly expositional yet still confusing dialogue. As does extraordinarily crass characterisation of the women in the story.

The story concerns a doctor asked to examine the eponymous daughter of the captain of a ship called the Erlking, an intergalactic ship that translates itself across lightyears in mere days. The daughter is suffering from a disease which apparently gives her epileptic seizures.  Also, a crew memner she was very close to has just gone missing. Throw in some futuristic religious cults and an alien parasite that feeds on sexual chemistry (literally, it feeds on the chemicals released when its host is sexually excited) and a murder or two and you have what could be a good sexy romp across space.

Sadly the technobabble in the explanations drowns the story and makes it almost unreadable in places.  there s an excess of scientific explanation, of impossible chemistry and biology. The imagination on display is impressive I suppose. I might have found this a much better story 30 years ago, but now it seems weak and juvenile.

Story 3 - The God Business

We're back on earth in an alternate present day (think 1950s when the story was first published) where Illinois has become a new Garden of Eden inhabited by demigods and naked hedonists who are capable of defeating whole platoons of marines using only water pistols. Our narrator is tasked with entering the the affected area to steal/break the mysterious neverending bottle of liquid that started the whole situation. He has to go with a beautiful blonde woman and of course they have to journey naked so as to fit in with the natives.

This is the most fun of the three stories. It's free of a lot of the faults of the first two stories, the dialogue isn't as clunky (until the end) as in the others. Our two heros encounter all kinds of allegorical situations leading to our narrator's final voyage into his own psyche.

The ending features a complete run down of the story so far from the bad guy's point of view explaining in minute detail why every little thing happened along the way.  It's the worst expositional dialogue in the entire book. Despite that, this remains the best of the three stories.

I realise that I'm placing modern sensibilities on stories written over half a century ago. but I'm sure he was capable of much better writing than is on display in these three stories.  The last of his books I read (about two years ago) was a really good fun adventure story.  His dayworld books are really very good indeed with none of these weaknesses (that I remember).

Disappointing 4/10 overall. The cover is by far and away the best thing about this book.

Friday, 8 March 2019

Number 10 The Dreaming Jewels _ Theodore Sturgeon

Many many years ago I read some Theodore Sturgeon short stories in assorted anthologies and loved them.  i can still quote the opening lines of his story "It" nearly 3 decades after reading it. This writer was a master of short fiction.

Somehow i never got round to reading any of his longer work.  So when I found this in the back of my car, with no memory of where I found it - most likely the Tesco charity book section but I really have no idea- I thought it was about time.

This is still short compared to most of what I've read this year, at a mere 178 pages. But in those 178 pages he manages to spin one of the most weird and wonderful stories I've read for a long while with some fabulous ideas.

I was about to say that the ideas in this book could be likened to Bodysnatchers by Jack Finney - but then I checked and this predated Jack Finney's work by a good five years. So this story is almost entirely original to my knowledge.

It is Sturgeon's debut novel but doesn't read like a first novel often does.  This was a writer confident enough to withold information fom the reader for several chapters before even a partial reveal of what was happening. (I was quite proud when I worked out the relevance of a weird throw away line in the first chapter five chapters before it was explained.)

His style was more than strong enough to waylay the feelings of What the Hell and keep me reading to uncover the secrets. It reminded me of SP Somtow's style of writing science fiction, going all out there ans assuming the reader has the intelligence to keep up and figure some things out for themselves.

Some of the characters are arguably underdeveloped, or possibly underused. I can't quite work out if wanting more about a character because you like them is a good or a bad thing for the writer to acheive.  We know enough about each character for the story to work.  Any more may well have just been padding.

The story is difficult to summarise, an 8 year old boy, after being caught eating ants at school, is beaten and his hand mutilated by his stepfather.  He runs away and joins a travelling carnival.  After that, things get strange.  There are mad scientists, perverted judges, carnival freaks, and above all, strange living crystals which have strange influence on the life forms around them.

And that glorious cover is a definite plus for the book.  They don't make them like that any more.

A quick easy read with some surprisingly deep meditations on the nature of life itself.  Highly recommended.
8/10

Saturday, 2 March 2019

Number 9 The Deep Woods - Tim Pratt

My latest cheat read - a fun little YA novella that I picked up cheap on the PS website.  As usual from PS it's a good looking book. This one's even signed and limited to 100 copies which is always nice.

The story is nothing really original to be honest.  A boy obsessed with a fanatasy roleplaying game called Wild Hunt Online accidentally wanders into a "real life" fairyland when he runs into a boy called Silas whe's been trapped there for a century.There's a nice reveal about the nature of the land he's trapped in and the characters are well drawn and sympathetic. I wasn't 100% sold on the very end of the book - possibly a touch too sentimental - but this is a YA book and I'm not really the target audience I suppose.

After the convoluted language of Uncle Tom's Cabin, it was good to read something written in modern day English without all the moralising. This is a quick and easy read that kept me entertained for the 123 pages.  Reccommended as a timefiller for adults, younger readers will probably love it a lot more than I did. 

6.5 maybe 7/10 for me. 

Available through PS Publishing.

Wednesday, 27 February 2019

Number 8 - Uncle Tom's Cabin - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Never has context been more central to my appreciation of a book.

Harriet Beecher Stowe's first novel - Uncle Tom's Cabin - was the first world-wide bestseller. It ahs been translated into scores of languages and has been credited as a contrbutary factor in the starting of the American Civil War.

It's place in history is undoubtedly huge.  It was a wake up call for Americans to the evils of the slave trade. HBS was a staunch abolitionist and she wrote this in response to a law that entered the American statutes that dictated that anyone in the North was legally obliged to send any runaway slaves they found back down south to their owners.

It caused an uproar on publication and was banned in many states. It provided a human face for the typical slave in Uncle Tom and a face of evil for slave traders in the vile Legree when he appears towards the end of the story.

In recent years Uncle Tom has become something of a symbol of sitting back and letting people walk over you, and aquiescing to all demands. True enough, Tom does let himself be walked over, but he stands up for his beliefs and refuses to bow to the will of his final owner when ordered to beat the other slaves or give up the location of escapees, so the lack of moral courage ascribed by some to the character is not true. This stereotype of the moral coward is certainly not present in the book.

It's one of the most important novels in American history almost without a shadow of a doubt.

However, as a 21st century Englishman, how does the book read? My first comment was about context and this book has to be taken in the context in which it was written.

The character of Uncle Tom himself is far from a moral coward, but is actually the archetype of the magical negro trope which is so prevalent today.  He is christ-like, eternally patient and accepts everything that happens to him as part of God's plan. His prescence and his failth causes those around him to convert to christianity on a regular basis. All the people he spends time with become better people. Even Legree finds his wickedness tested.

The narrative voice is far too willing to interject with its own commentary on what is happening.  After yet another child has been sold out of its mother's arms, or another slave has been beaten, the writer editorialises and tells us how bad what just happened was and all the reasons it goes against all that is good.

On the occasions when she allows actions to speak for themselves, the dramatic effect is so much greater.  Even when she uses the slightly more subtle approach of having another character in the scene passing comment on what just happened it improves things.  But when she herself interrupts the narrative... the pace of the book slows horribly.

The language used even by the omniscient third person narrator is horribly racist in today's terms.  There are so many sweeping generalisations about this or that being "typical of their race", the descriptions of some of the characters - especially when Topsy is introduced - can be cringe inducing to our modern ears. Characters are referred to throughout as quadroons and mulattos and n*****rs.

The book occasionally approaches levels of saccharine shmaltz that left me wondering if literature could make a person diabetic. The death of Eva is so overblown and sentimentalised that a modern reader will struggle to find sympathy. The escape of the Cassie and Emmeline wouldn't be out of place in an Enid Blyton novel.

The structure of the narrative is distinctly odd.  At the same time as Tom's first owner (apparently a nice guy but he would prefer to sell Tom and separate him from his wife and children than sell the spare sideboard from the 15th spare bedroom or some of his wife's jewellry) sells Tom, a pair of slaves (George and Eliza) escape with their young son who should be sold with Tom.  The early part of the book follows them as far as a quaker house not far south of Canada as well as following Tom to his new owners.

We then spend 4 years with Tom and his new owner before returning to Gerge and Eliza, still at the quaker house, newly escaped four years ago.  You would expect the narrative to now ftake them up to date with Tom, but it doesn't.  It follows for two days till they cross the border into Canada and then we jump back to four years later and back to Tom's narrative. The placement of this chapter is entirely wrong. It jarred massively with me.

Any non Christians may feel they're being picked on in this book. Atheism is generally seen as a lack of moral character and a deficiency. Although Augustine StClare is an atheist for most of his time on the pages, he is a jolly good fellow and a good owner to Tom.  Even he though is more of a non-church-goer than an atheist.  He's lost his faith in the church because he doesn't believe their teachings about why slavery is morally and biblically correct. His beliefs aren't strong enough of course for him to relinquish his slaves, it just means he doesn't have them flogged. And on his death ed, his moral character is restored when he accepts Christ into his life. Legree is an out and out atheist and theerfore totally evil.  His slave handlers on the farm are equally evil.


There were some plusses to the book.

The character of Marie StClare is wonderfully drawn. You wouldn't want to meet her in real life although we can all identify some people in our lives exactly like her.  No one could possibly suffer the way they do. No one ever had to udergo such trials in life as she. Her maid is so selfish for wanting to sleep at night while Marie has insomnia, etc etc

When HBS lets the action speak for itself, there are some very effective sections of writing. The characters in general are well drawn. The story is engaging despite the flaws in the narrative technique.

By many modern standards this is not a well written book - as listed above. But this is where the importance of seeing the context of the story comes from. It was written chapter by chapter as a polemic for an abolitionist magazine and compiled into the shape we know it in now. It's whole intent was actually to attack organised religion and its attitude towards slavery.

The church in America in those days believed that black people were inferior and without souls and therefore merely chattel to be used as one wished. One of the principle things HBS was doing was reaching out to the churchgoing public and pointing out the sheer hypocricy of the church's stance.

And it did what it set out to do. It hit the audience it needed to. It spurred people into action and advanced the abolitionist movement immeasurably.  There is a story (possibly apocryphal) that when HBS met Abe Lincoln after the civil war, Lincoln said to her "What do you think of the war you started?". The importance of this book is undeniable.

I'm certainly glad I read it.  I'm also very glad to have found a gorgeous hardcover dated 1904 complete with some beautiful artwork, 8 full colour plates and over 200 daguerrotype pictures scattered through it. The quality of the packaging was in places better than the contents.

6.5 out of 10.

Tuesday, 19 February 2019

Musical interlude


Going to be a few days yet before I finish my current book

Meanwhile here's the most cheerful song you're likely to hear about nuclear holocaust. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkHSmDxX1t4

Nothing to do with the book I'm reading at the moment, but it is named after the fourth book in my favourite trilogy.

Friday, 8 February 2019

Number 7 - Black Dog by Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman has long been one of my favourite authors so this was an easy choice for my next cheat read.

This story sees a welcome return to print of Shadow Moon, central character in American Gods. He's in England for some unspecified reason, and he stops for a drink in a country pub where he hears of a few local legends, including the Black Dog which if you see it you die. In true Neil Gaiman fashion, the truth is far more complex.

This is a fantastically easy read as per usual from NG. The illustrations throughout are gorgeously done and add to the atmosphere of weirdness. There are multiple layers to the storytelling with the black dog appearing in it's metaphorical sense as well as the terrifying beast stalking the village and surroundings.

I would advise only reading this if you've read American Gods first, otherwise there are sequences which won't make much sense at all.

If you have read American Gods, then by gods get thisbook too.  A great companion piece with Shadow taking on some very English creatures.

A solid 8/10, maybe higher.

Wednesday, 6 February 2019

Number 6 - Death and The Penguin - Andrey Kurkov

Every now and then I pick up a book just because of the title, and/or the picture on the front cover.  This is one of those, picked up from the charity books section at the front of a local branch of Tesco.

Although Kurkov is a name I've seen in passing, he's not a writer I'd ever read before. After reading this one, I shall certainly be looking out for more.

The story - Viktor is a struggling writer in Kiev who lives alone with his pet penguin Misha.  When he lucks onto a job writing obituaries for the still living for a local newspaper, things seem to be improving for him, except that he doesn't get to see his writing in print.  Once the first of his articles is printed though, he quickly finds himself in a situation far bigger and more dangerous than he could have dreamt of.

This is told with a very dry sense of humour. The droll surrealism is accentuated by an ever growing sense of menace.  We experience this strange world only through Viktor's eyes and have to piece together the exact details of the threat around him. As the trap is woven ever tighter, we wonder if he's going to still be alive on the last page.

I read this with an almost constant grin on my face. Only on the unexpectedly moving moments and the times where the threat loomed closest to his vision did my smile fade.

This is so many things that I enjoy in fction - dark, funny, off-kilter, moving and unpredictable. I highly recommend it to anyone.

Saturday, 2 February 2019

Number 5 - White Spawn - Marc Laidlaw

The writer of this book wins points from me immediately just for spelling Marc correctly 😉

This was one of my cheat reads to get the numbers up - A very fast read - at only 65 pages it couildn't be anything else.

It starts with an old man being freed from a courtroom by a rogue member of staff and taken to a river in the depths of the woods. There's a revelation about the reason for this at the end of the chapter before we move onto the main narrative.

The rest of the book follows a teenage girl (Kayla) recently taken to live in a house buried deep in these same woods by her mother and step-dad. Things are not good at home or at school. When she meets a boy her own age (Thor) by the riverside over a dead salmon, a relationship develops.  Things quite rapidly escalate (65 pages) from the first pangs of adolescent love to a batshit crazy insane story of lovecraftian fish demons and domestic terrorism.

There are a few nice subtle touches in the dialogue. I particularly liked the sequence where Thor is explaining his family circumstances to Kayla, revealing how little he knows about what's actually going on all around him.

This could actually be fleshed out into a much longer narrative. There are threads dangling that I want to know more about, but, maybe leaving it to the imagination is better sometimes as this does work extremely well at this length.

Recommended for those who like a little weirdness.

Available from PS Publishing

Thursday, 31 January 2019

Number 4 - On This, The Day of the Pig - Josh Malerman

This is a book about a telepathic killer pig. This should therefore be totally ridiculous, sleazy, ultra violent trash.  Good for a laugh but nothing more.

However, this is written by Josh Malerman (of Bird Box fame). That means the last thing this is is trashy, or just good for a laugh.  Against all expectations for a storyline as insane and frankly ridiculous, this is a genuinely scary book.  Think Animal Farm crossed with Carrie on a high dose of bad acid and you're on the right lines.

Pearl (that's him there on the cover with the gammy eye - lovely isn't he) is one of the most  frightening creations I've read about in several years. The book achieves an atmosphere that eradicates nearly all thought about how ridiculous this all is and it becomes an exercise in barely controlled insanity.

I had no idea while I was reading this where the story was going, who was going to survive, or how many pieces they would be in at the end of it all.  The characters are mostly likeable and we want to see them survive, which makes it more distressing when we have no idea if they'll still be breathing when we turn the next page. 

The numerous set pieces are mostly brilliantly done. The pace is relentless. From the event depicted on the front cover which occurs in chapter 2 (and chapter 1 has less than a dozen words...), there's no let up. More and more characters are drawn to the farm where Pearl holds sway over his small kingdom.

The prose is fluid and efficient.  Whilst the story is occasionally very violent, there's no extraneous gore for the sake of it.  Josh Malerman knows how far to push things, and when to end a chapter to best effect so you have no choice but to keep reading. He seems to be improving with every book.

Unbury Carol was my favourite read of last year and this is an early contender for the crown this year. It's not a completely perfect book, there are a couple of minor issues but they're so plot specific I can't say what they are for risk of spoilers. Certainly my favourite book so far. Easy 9/10.

It's available currently only through Cemetery dance and is limited to 1000 copies.

Hopefully it will get a mass market release at some point.

Note, I wrote this review because I wanted to.

Now excuse me, I need to sing for Pearl.

Good night.



Monday, 28 January 2019

Number 3 - A Gentleman in Moscow - Amor Towles

Number 3

There are some subjects that instantly turn me off a book - the hard times suffered by the idle rich being one of the chief amongst them.  A meandering storyline which goes almost nowhere is another turnoff.

Taking that into consideration, this book really should have been firmly in my personal hate it category.  The protagonist is an idle rich gentleman who finds himself under house arrest in a luxury hotel in post revolution Russia.  He spends the vast majority of the book (and 40 years of his life ) there. He bemoans the fact that he now only has a small room to live in (bigger than my living room and kitchen combined from the description) but finds a way to extend his living quarters into the next tiny room, which he uses as his study.

The plot is negligible.  It follows his relationships with staff members and a few notable guests. The story could theoretically have been told in 300 less pages.

However, I wouldn't want it to be.  The thing that makes this book work is the prose.  Count Rostov is eminently likeable and charming and even I could sympathise with him. It is an extremele witty book. Although rarely laugh out loud funny, it is a pleasure to read.  There are a number of bon mots and nice insights into life in general.

The changes happening in Russia over the course of the novel are examined in the microcosm of the hotel environment - and they are quite fascinating. The struggles faced by the kitchen staff through shortages, the changing nationalities of the guests as foreign visitors are dicouraged/banned and later welcomed, the changing uses of the ball rooms into boshevik debating spaces etc.  There are occasional glimpses to life outside the hotel for the common man and the sheer hypocracy of the ruling classes is displayed clearly.

It's probably coincidence that one of the most important hotel rooms in the story is room 317 and no similarity to the Shining is to be drawn from that, despite that room being haunted by Count Rostov's memories.

Overall this was a very enjoyable read. I really didn't expect to enjoy it anywhere near as much as I did. I kept wondering if any of it was based on fact but my google searches point to it being entirely fictional.

Recommended. 

Thursday, 17 January 2019

Number 2 - The Lying Game - Ruth Ware


This was my first time reading a Ruth Ware book. She seems to be building a reputation for herself recently and hitting the bestsellers charts with every new release.

On the strength of this i can see why.  This was a very easy read with an engaging narrator and flicked nicely between two timelines.  The present day was told in present tense and the flashbacks to 17 years ago in the past tense, nicely delineating the two narratives.

I was expecting it to be a bit more twisty-turny and was vaguely disappointed that it wasn't.  However the information was nicely drip fed to us bit by bit. I'm not sure the revelations were as shocking as  they could have been, and the identity of the bad guys/girls was rather too telegraphed.

The four central characters were well fleshed out and  the relationships between them were believable. The first person narrative meant there were some aspects to their personalites that remained hidden. What drove Thea? Why was she as messed up as she was?  This was a mystery throughout and one I thought might get some resolution but didn't.  I also wish Ambrose had featured a bit more in the flashbacks, since his character was so pivotal, he didn't seem quite fleshed out enough.

Having said that, I did really enjoy this - an easy 6 or 7 out of 10.  It's no classic of literature, but it's not pretending to be.  What it does, it does well. I will be checking out some of her other books.

Wednesday, 16 January 2019

Number 1 - Charlie the Choo-Choo - Beryl Evans

Books read in 2019


A cheat read to start the new year off. - (I read this last week before starting on my next book which I will post about tomorrow when I finish it - can you all bear the suspense?)

This is a sort of a children's book but sort of not.  The real author's name is not Beryl Evans.  It is on the front cover though.

This book features as a plot point in the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.  Some clever sod out there in marketing land said, lets put this out as a real book so completists like him over there (pointing at me) will go out and buy it.

So they did and I did.  And I'm glad I did it.

The artwork is mildly disturbing to say the least.  We now know the answer to where did the fat controller's stash of methamphetamine go to from the look on Charlie's face.

The story is a traditional anthropomorphic train type of affair. If you've read the Dark Tower, you've read it and know it's not entirely as it seems.

Best and worst of 2018

Best and worst from last year

As it's the start of the year, rather than a full list of the books I read last year, here are the edited highlights (and a couple of lowlights).  In the order I read them, rather than order of preference...

The Squeeze - Leslie Glaister
Leslie Glaister is a real talent.  This book had sequences so tense my fingers left gouges in the cover.  A story about an unfortunate girl smuggled into the country by a gang of sex traffickers and an ordinary man whose life becomes infinitely more complicated after he meets her.

I am Behind You - John Ajvide Lindqvist
One of his more recent books and part one of a thematic trilogy.  THis was a surreal and really quite brilliant novel. Entirely unpredictable, fast paced and weird as hell.  A group of caravanners wake up to find themselves alone in a vast unending wasteland.



 Unbury Carol - Josh Malerman



Probably my favorite book of the year. A dark fairy tale for adults, a weird western, a quest to save a stricken woman from a dastardly murder plot - this is epic storytelling.  Since Bird box, Josh Malerman has improved with every book (and I loved Bird Box when i read it - must remember to watch the film).

Never anyone but you - Rupert Thomson
A biography of two artists who ran an underground propoganda campaign against the nazis on occupied Jersey in the second world war.  The story spans the lovers' journey from their first meeting as teenagers, through a thoroughly decadent stay in 20s Paris to their retreat to Jersey.  Thomson is an exquisite writer and this book is up there with his absolute best.

A Perfectly Good Man - Patrick Gale




My first Patrick Gale novel and I must read more.  In a non-linear narrative he tells the story of the suicide of a young man, the impact this has on the local parish priest and the small town they live in. Emotional without being sentimental, and with a hugely creepy "villain" lurking in the background.

Black Swan Green - David Mitchell
Yes, I know this puts six in my top 5 but I couldn't leave this brilliant coming of age story out of the list.


Those were my top five-ish for the year.  Honourable mentions to Daniel Handler's All the Dirty Parts and John Probert's Dr Valentine trilogy which were fantastically fun reads.

Biggest disappointments of the year.

I'd heard such good things about this, but, though I thought there were some good sections and the writing was generally pretty tight, the story was very cliched and I saw the big reveal about 200 pages early. Style over substance unfortunately



Worst books of the year


The first of these featured a long meandering narrative that went precisely nowhere.  The others - although I like trashy horror, these took it to new depths.
This was the best book cover of the year - I found it in the charity section at the front of a local tesco.  Sadly the story isn't that good.  Lot's of missed opportunity with the characters they had. It should have been the written equivalent of any number of 70s disaster movies, but it didn't do anything particularly interesting with the cast once the train was buried and they were all trapped together.  It doesn't count as biggest disappointment, because I had no high hopes for it.





Introductions

My first Blog

Best to introduce myself.

I'm an avid reader from the North of England.  I average in the region of 50 books per year and I've decided to start a one of these things to record my thoughts on my books as I read them.

I read most genres, from high literary fare to the trashiest of horror novels.  The only genre that I don't tend to get on with is romance. "Will they/won't they?" is a sub plot to a bigger story and just isn't interesting enough as a hook to hang the entire narrative on IMHO.

All thoughts in this blog will be my opinion (as long as I write them of course).  If you agree, you agree.  If you don't, you don't.  There's nothing to get angry about.

I think that's enough about me.  This blog is supposed to be about my books.