Number 83- Ghostwritten- Ronald Malfi

 

My second Ronald Malfi book is this collection of 4 vaguely linked novellas, each on the theme of dangerous books, and set in the same universe, with cameos from recurring supporting characters.

Each one is a standalone story though 

The Skin of Her Teeth

The opening tale is a cursed novel that drives people insane if they try to adapt it in any way. 

There's a pretty major plot hole in the centre of this story that I can't mention because of spoilers.

It didn't detract from the story though which is a good fun variation on the old haunted object theme.

The characters are all relatable and the world we're in is set up nicely. 

The Dark Brothers' Last Ride

I can't choose between this one or the next as my favourite in the collection.

A pair of small time criminals, Danny and his volatile brother Tommy. are hired to transport a book to a mysterious customer.  There are very strict rules about this including "Don't open the briefcase" and certainly "Don't touch the book".

Of course, Tommy touches it. He quickly regrets it. They're traveling along a route specified by the customer which takes them into a strange liminal world. And all the time, things are getting worse for Tommy. This is actually genuinely emotional at the end of the story.

This Book Belongs to Olo

This is my other favourite in the collection.  Olo is a ten year old boy (nearly 11) who has made the most amazing pop up book of his house. When he moves parts of the pop up house, it changes the real one.  For his birthday he invites all the children from the local park to his birthday party. he needs new friends to join the old friends trapped in the fictional parts of his house.

There's a tonal shift in the writing for this story that makes it seriously off kilter and weird long before any supernatural elements are revealed. Olo is one of the most sympathetic villains you're likely to read about.

The Story

We close the collection with an online "find your own adventure" book that seems to have more impact on the real world than it should. Our unlucky hero stumbles into it and... well... he's not in for a good time afterwards.

This one takes its time to get running with the story, but ties everything together in quite a genius final act.

This is an excellent set of stories and has persuaded me the Black Mouth wasn't a fluke.  Malfi needs to be better known on this side of the pond. He really is the natural successor to King.  I get the same vibes from the two books I've read so far as I do with the best of King. I normally don't compare horror books with King because it feels too lazy a comparison, but in this case, I can't not compare. 

I have two more of his books in my TBR and am looking forward to them even more now.

Number 82- Baal Robert R McCammon

 

I was warned before I started this one that I probably wouldn't like it. It's McCammon's first novel after all and he wasn't up to his later standards.

I'm happy to report that, despite some reservations, I had a good time with this book.  It was definitely a step up from my last book, since I actually finished it.

It's very much a product of its time and some aspects of the book probably wouldn't get through if it was written today.

A woman is assaulted on her way home from work late one night.  he body is covered in strange hand shaped burn marks where her assailant held her down.  The child born from the assault is not fully human and casts a dark shadow over everyone in his life.

When he eventually lands in an orphanage, he orders everyone to call him Baal and leads a revolt, burning it down. As he leaves, he takes a group of devoted followers with him.

It's only in section 3 of the book, nearly 100 pages in when we finally meet a character on the side of humanity who seems destined to live to the end of the book.  Baal himself now takes more of a background role in the story. Our first hero of sorts is a professor who goes looking for a fellow academic who has gone missing in the far east trying to investigate the cult led by our eponymous antichrist type character.

He meets a mysterious stranger named Michael who is also seeking Baal, and together they go on a quest to stop his reign of terror from starting.

It's not as well written as his other books that I've read, but the unusual story structure makes the story slightly less predictable. Some of the attitudes and casual racism on display hit a wrong note that it probably didn't back in the day.  And I'm pretty certain that Inuit is a more appropriate name for the Eskimo people.  

I wonder after reading this if They Thirst and Swan Song are types of sequel to this book, as the ending is vague enough on whether the evil is gone or just transmuted and spread. 

Overall this is no masterpiece, but I never found it less than readable and he did build a good atmosphere in places. His depiction of the shanty towns in the Middle East was grimy enough I almost needed to take a bath after reading it. I found myself wishing that he'd included the cult in California which is referenced at one point (and on the back cover) as another segment of the book.  

Number 81- Not Quite White- Simon Thirsk

 

This is my first DNF since I started this blog. I struggled through 300 pages so I don't feel guilty  about classing this as a full book in my count for the year.  God knows it felt like 10.

In the village of Llanchwaraetegdanygelyn, Welsh is the number one language spoke. The village is hidden deep in the valleys and mountains of North Wales and has no electricity or running water. The locals won't allow electricity to come to the village because it apparently means the English will overrun the place and they won't be allowed to use their own language any more.

Jon Bull is a young black civil servant sent to the village to negotiate the supply of piped water and electric. There he meets the young Gwalia and they fall madly and predictably in love with each other. 

This is supposed to be a biting and "endlessly funny" satire. To describe something as endlessly funny when one of the biggest revelations in the first half of the book is about a brutal gang rape oon one of the characters is a bit of a stretch.  I think it made me smile slightly two or three times in what I managed to read.  it's truly laugh a decade material.

As for the satirical elements, I grew up in North Wales after moving there from England in the 70s. I remember hearing about holiday homes being burnt down in the 80s, but by the time this is set, all that was well and truly over. It's hardly biting satire when it's decades out of date. There was a scene with a racist taxi driver who oh so funnily used the phrase nig-nog somewhere in the region of 30 times in three pages. Not even the most committed racist has used that phrase since the 70s. Again, decades out of date with his social commentary.

It gains a point from me in that the two alternating chapters, narrated by each of the two main characters, actually do sound like they're written by different characters. They have their own voices and they're distinct. 

it's a shame the story is so poor.  the characters are all stereotypes lifted from the wrong decade. The whole set up is totally unbelievable.  As someone who grew up in North Wales, I would expect to be able to recognise the targets of the alleged humour, but none of it rings true enough in any way shape or form. the characters are too over the top to be believable, but not grotesque enough to be witty send ups.

There's also a massive plot hole at the centre of the story- more of a gaping chasm or a Marianas Trench than a regular hole- in that they're stalling the electricity by refusing to allow pylons or poles to be constructed, saying the wires have to be fed underground. This would apparently make it impossibly expensive to do.  However, they have telephones in the village as Jon phones his office on a regular basis. Therefore, either underground cables or poles are already in place and the whole game of small town politics falls over into even more total stupidity. 

The rest of my book group seemed to like it, so you dear readers may appreciate it. For me, it's the very definition of a book that when you put it down, you can't pick it up again.

Number 80- The Great Troll War- Jasper Fforde

 

The conclusion of the Last Dragonslayer tetralogy. I brought this many spots up the TBR after the cliffhanger at the end of book 3. 

Jennifer Strange is back and facing her greatest challenge yet. At the end of the last book, we found out that in her forced excursion to wales, trolls had invaded the rest of the UnUK. Now only Jenny and her ragtag bunch of friends are all that stands between the troll's complete takeover of the land, and also the Wizard Shandar's fiendish plans for world domination at the very least.

As usual this is brilliantly inventive stuff.  despite being YA, the plot has become extremely convoluted and elements from all three previous books are essential to following the story.

It's hysterically funny- also as usual.  But the drama in this volume sometimes overwhelms the comedy.  There are a couple of character deaths that felt unnecessarily cruel on this particular reader at least.  I liked those guys! Damn you Fforde! 

I know he's writing about a war and people will have to die... but not those guys 😢😢

That's probably a good criticism that he's made me feel so much for the death of fictional characters but I'm reading a comedy. I didn't expect those feels.

The solutions to the problems are ingenious (once again as usual) and the clues are layered through the narrative flawlessly so none of it came so far out of left field as to feel dumb (the author of the previous book I reviewed could take notes here). 

Page 215 is the most glorious piece of meta-fiction I've read in many years. 

This probably wouldn't work as a standalone novel, but as the closing part of a genius series, it works amazingly well. lots of laughs, and some sad farewells.

Recommended reading - as long as you've read the other three.

Number 79- Where Sleeping Girls Lie- Faridah Abike-Iyimide

 

Another book with pretty red spredges.

This YA novel was the choice at a new book group I joined recently and would probably have slipped past my consciousness entirely otherwise. 

Sade Hussein (luckily she corrects someone on how to pronounce her name about three pages in so I knew Shar-day rather than say-d) is the new girl at an exclusive boarding school. Her room mate disappears on her first night and a few weeks later, a student is found dead at one of Newton House's famous parties.

Sade is suspected to be involved in both of these incidents. Can she prove her innocence?  What are her own deep hidden secrets?

This was all going fine for the first 400 pages or so despite some reservations on the nature of the school itself. Then the explanations started to kick in and IMHO the story pretty much fell to pieces.

On the subject of the nature of the school.  This is supposed to be a boarding school somewhere near London, England. However, Sade has apparently joined the third year.  She's 16- which would make her a 5th former (or maybe year 10 these days). The school has it's autumn half term two weeks after Halloween- which is far too  late unless the term only started in October (a month late for UK schools). There's no mention of GCSE's- which 16 year-olds would be studying for, or A' levels which the 17 year old forth years would have been starting to study for. The whole set up of the school is very alien to the UK. This has been written for the US market with no thought to make the school feel like an English school would.  I suspect the UK setting is merely for the upper/lower class divide. I don't know where the author lives but she has either done zero research into the UK school system or she did and ignored it all for her market of choice- even reading Harry potter would have given her clues how to make it more convincing to UK readers. It shares strong similarities to Netflix's Sex Education in that regard.

I was willing to give it a pass on the school being so US-centric because it was a decent enough read. But then the plot revelations started piling in in all their unconvincing lack of glory. I'm always willing to forgive some narrative flaws in YA books, predictability, oversimplification of themes, some unrealistic adult behaviour, etc.  These books aren't written with savvy adult readers in mind. But this just started taking things too far. The allegations coming forward would have pretty much closed down the school instantly they were made public.

The fact that every straight male character in the book was a villain was quite noticeable. Every single diversity tick box was ticked except for nice straight male. Yes, the book is trying to warn against a certain type of predatory behaviour, but... 

I would expand on the exact plot points but that would be quite spoilerific and I didn't hate the book enough to do that. Overall this starts well and descends into silliness. I will say that considering the revelations about Sade's family, the central villain of the piece would certainly have recognised her more than just a passing "have I met you before?" line when they met, and he certainly wouldn't have acted the way he did towards her. 

Good to kill a few days.  A quick easy read but unconvincing even by YA standards, and a bit irritating. But it has nice spredges.